{"id":10849,"date":"2023-06-22T04:49:17","date_gmt":"2023-06-22T04:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getufm.co.ke\/?p=10849"},"modified":"2023-06-22T04:49:20","modified_gmt":"2023-06-22T04:49:20","slug":"man-makes-love-to-a-cow-in-gitombani-maara-constituency-end-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getufm.co.ke\/?p=10849","title":{"rendered":"Man makes love to a cow in Gitombani, Maara Constituency. End times??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Muntu murume umwe wa ukuru wa miaka 45 kuuma ntura ya gitombani ward ya chogoria, nagwatikanite agituma ndugu ya wendo na ngombe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> A 45 year old man from Gitombani in Chogoria was busted making love with a neighbour&#8217;s cow this morning.According to neighbors, the man led the cow to the milking shed, undressed, and committed the bestial act. The cow&#8217;s noises awakened its owner, who promptly exited the house, only to find the man sweating and striving to reach cloud nine. Shocked and disappointed that his mission had aborted, the man quickly vanished after realizing that he had been discovered.Meanwhile, men from Gitombani have vowed to locate and reprimand the man for tarnishing their good reputation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 720;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.getufm.co.ke\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/VID-20230622-WA0001.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muntu murume umwe wa ukuru wa miaka 45 kuuma ntura ya gitombani ward ya chogoria, nagwatikanite agituma ndugu ya wendo na ngombe. 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